Love the line “…to be fully employed by my couch” might use that in the pub when next asked about my job.
P.S On the subject of bacon…when I am forced to watch cookery programmes, there’s bloody loads on UK telly at the moment, I often think would that taste better than a bacon sandwich? 9/10 the answer is no. Hurrah for the bacon sandwich!
Haha! Bacon is the nectar of the gods. Maybe when someone asks you about your job you could say you’re the Grand Chancellor of Bacon Sandwiches for the United Kingdom. Very prestigious!
All rude customers should be publicly shamed!
Or burned at the stake!
you’re so great! You made me laugh for real xx nicci
Love the line “…to be fully employed by my couch” might use that in the pub when next asked about my job.
P.S On the subject of bacon…when I am forced to watch cookery programmes, there’s bloody loads on UK telly at the moment, I often think would that taste better than a bacon sandwich? 9/10 the answer is no. Hurrah for the bacon sandwich!
Haha! Bacon is the nectar of the gods. Maybe when someone asks you about your job you could say you’re the Grand Chancellor of Bacon Sandwiches for the United Kingdom. Very prestigious!
🙂 Or Prime Minister for Pork Related Produce?
If either of us was German we could be Bacon Burghers.
As a fellow user, I shall show you my supplier if you will show me yours…. http://www.ingfieldfarmshop.co.uk/
Good to talk Schinkenspeck with you!