Why aren’t there Volvos in the F1?

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In other news, Formula 1 will be held this week in Melbourne, about a block away from my work. I have warned my boss that if I see Mark Weber, I will propose. She thinks I’m kidding. I’m not.
So hopefully he does well, our paths won’t cross, and this time next week I’ll still be employed.